Do you ever feel a little naughty walking out of the package store with your little plain brown paper bag wrapped bottle of happiness?
I unwrapped my little package of goodness today. Have you ordered yours?
(Package stores are liquor stores for states that still don't have complete separation of church and state, with the laws still regulating who can sell liquor, and when. You can purchase beer and wine in the supermarket, but all hard liquor has to be acquired from a package store. Hey, still better than Utah where you can only purchase near-beer, or "three-two beer", in the supermarket. Otherwise everything has to go through state run liquor stores.)